Be the first in your Habitable Zone to take advantage of the available wonders in the world's first-ever Dystop-o-Mart Survivorium Maxi Catalog.
Need weaponized cuisine and fast-acting lava-resistant portable shelter? You bet Originally an apocatourist destination known for its Fume Flume(TM), Petting Zoo Hospice, and Louseatorium, Dystop-o-Mart also offers the consumer so much more. Why leave your hunger, defense, and home library to fate?
The 64-page, all-color catalog includes a wishlist of non-discontinued products that just might help you survive even the most exasperating days of radionuclidic and tectonic flareups.
Popular available* vendibles include:
- Perma Goatz(TM)
- Lady Day Dish Scours
- Lanternfly Egg Caviar
- Home Surgery Kit with instructions
- Foster Box
- Convert-A-Build E-Z Pop-Up Parking Village Pods
*May be unavailable
Your style and survival demand it. Whatever your direst need, Dystop-o-Mart has something to sell you. SHOP NOW SHOP NOW SHOP NOW