A goat who wants to sell you some meth.
A giraffe who might be violating his restraining order.
An alpaca with a very dirty secret.
A cat who's "really "mad at you for cancelling Netflix instant.
These are just a few of the hilariously human animals you'll meet in "Animals Talking in All Caps. "Inspired by the wildly popular blog of the same name and including some of the site's best-loved entries as well as gobs of never-before-seen material, these pages provide a brilliantly unhinged glimpse into the animal mind.
About the Author
JUSTIN VALMASSOI can be found lurking in parks, feeding crows little bits of cheesy crackers. He used to do this in America, but now he lives in Scotland. Thankfully there are crows there too. In his "spare" spare time he captions animals for the amusement of hundreds of thousands of strangers via his inexplicably popular tumblr, Animals Talking In All Caps. (animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com)